CASINO BONUSES ARE LIKE LOVE. YOU HAVE TO SEARCH HARD UNTIL YOU FIND THE PERFECT MATCH.
July 14, 2017
WHAT’S INSIDE A BONUS?
Thank God for those anagram sites on the Internet where you can enter any word or combination of words and, voilà, hidden messages at a subliminal level or funny words come up. For example, “King Billy Win”, as an anagram, reads “sociably linking”, which His Majesty appreciates very much (and so do we).
So, what is inside a... “casino bonus”? We dropped it in the anagram machine and the first result was “scuba onions” which, visualized, is more than the combined forces of surrealists Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte and Max Ernst could come up with. And the answers kept getting weirder as the second result was “snob a cousin”.
Of course, casino players would rather learn about a best bonus casino in terms of Euros, bitcoins, free spins and other perks. But beware Citizens! Casino bonuses are like love. You have to search hard until you find the perfect match, the type of bonus which speaks to you and you alone, until the end of days.
HOW EXOTIC CAN A BONUS BE?
Free spins, no deposit bonuses, match up bonuses, cashbacks, comp points, tournament points and then some more free spins, more cashbacks, etc. It seems that there is a limit to casino bonuses. But what if casinos could borrow ideas from other industries? How exotic would then their bonuses be?
Well, one of the most exotic bonuses we found out during our research (on the high end) was golden Buddha statues given to an Asian firm’s employees containing about 10 grams of real 24 carat gold. Now, we think we can already hear some voices in the Kingdom about handing out golden King Billy statues to Citizens!
On the other hand, on the low end of exotic bonuses, there are a few ones outright absurd. What about the pulp mill company which decided to give every employee several rolls of toilet paper as a reward (now, isn’t this “business rolling”)? Or the company that promised Apple notebooks and delivered paper notebooks with real apples?
THE PLAYER’S GUIDE TO A GALAXY OF BONUSES
What kind of a player are you? Are you a one-man army who plays everything and never stops? Is your goal only to win or to win and have fun at the same time? Are you a weekend player or a daily player? Answering those questions will also help you determine the type of bonus that best suits your type of playing.
If you are a “heavy duty” player, you will experience stints of amazing wins but you may also go through some draughts. Cashback bonuses (like King’s Gift) are the best type of bonus for you, since they can help minimize losses until you star winning again.
If you love slots, then it is a no-brainer that you should go for spins bonuses at every opportunity (like King’s Spins). On the other hand, if you are thrilled by lotteries and the anticipation of winning, then raffles (like King’s 300) are your type of casino bonus! One thing is certain though. Whatever your bonus, you can always call us with your best Offspring impersonation and just tell us… “Give it to me baby.”. Aha aha!